D. Trumpas: Sell me "Arsenal" and I will make it a great club again (April 1 joke)

US businessman and presidential candidate Donald Trump has decided to speak out about the situation at London's "Arsenal" club.

The "Gunners" currently hold only the third place in the Premier League, so the reality TV star is urging the two biggest shareholders Stan Kroenke and Alisher Usmanov to step down.

According to the businessman, the fans of the London team deserve changes.

"Listen, Stan and Alisher. I've had enough. You should have ousted the management and Wenger a long time ago," - said Trump.

"I am prepared to acquire 51 percent of the Arsenal shares, just give me the opportunity."

"Both I and other 'Gunners' enthusiasts are tired of the usual talk about 'success next year'. We want results now."

"Sell your share and I will make Arsenal a great club again."

"Lionel Messi or Neymar would become more than dreams."