"His shirts in the wilderness!" Quote of the week: August 24-30.

„His (Aaron Ramsey-aut. note) shirt was offside. Excellent decision by the linesman.“

It's good that Brendan Rodgers laughed. At least that's how it looked.

As I said last night. Aaron Ramsey's shirt was offside. pic.twitter.com/c2rjLNuFDN

„Allegri is like all Italian coaches, he believes he can influence the game, but doesn't understand that creative players need freedom.“

Maurizio Zamparini blames Massimiliano Allegri for lacking foresight, but last year this coach's quality did not prevent a great season for Juventus.

„The only way to stop him is to kick him.“

According to Tim Sherwood, 19-year-old Aston Villa newcomer Adama Traore is unstoppable in a different way.

„I don't know how many razors it would take him to shave, but at first he would have to ruin at least a couple of scissors. And after shaving it would take a lot more razors to shave it completely.“

Deividas Šemberas claims that Lino Pilibaitis's beard is not only charming but also hard as metal.

„Most likely, Lino's beard will fall out, but I still hope that Lithuania will have a modern stadium within the next 5 years.“

In betting "who will happen faster - Pilibaitis's beard growing or Lithuania having a modern stadium," D. Šemberas chose an obvious option.

„(Roy) Hodgson is as delicate and pleasant as an elephant. I hope that by September 5th he will apologize for the match.“

Roy Hodgson recently stated that England's national team could use cricket players in the match against San Marino. San Marino's Prime Minister reacted to this.

„This is a life that you cannot plan, and it changes you as a person. Such situations wear you out.“

No, this is not Shakespeare, this is Mario Balotelli.

„Francis Coquelin is the best defensive midfielder in Europe.“

Arsene Wenger would be proud of this statement, just like Brendan Rodgers.

„It took us 3 hours before signing the contract with Rafael Benitez. Each contract clause was agreed upon, and then he left for Real.“

„West Ham‘s training didn't excite Rafael Benitez too much, and owner Dave Sullivan revealed more negotiation details.

„If you ask me about going out in town, I do the opposite. When I lose, then I go out in town. More often than after victories. After victories I don't go anywhere.“

Jose Mourinho probably spent Saturday evening in town.

„I think you should think about growing breasts instead of talking about football. After all, you are a girl..“

Aspiring rapper Ryan Babel, who was once considered a talented footballer, attacked a girl on Twitter in this way.

„Inter has PAIJO!“

According to Inter president Erick Thohir, his club has a new attacking trio equivalent to "BBC" and "MSN" - Rodrigo Palacio, Mauro Icardi, and Stevan Jovetic. Forward, PAIJO!

„Stones didn't want to submit a formal transfer request.“

According to Roberto Martinez, John Stones did it against his will. Or he is not responsible for his actions.

„I don't know anything, I watched the match.“

When Kevin De Bruyne was already in Manchester and undergoing a medical examination, Manuel Pellegrini still didn't know anything. Or pretended not to know.

„Just after the episode when we missed the second goal, I wanted to hide under the table or somewhere. It was a ****ty decision.“

Dejan Lovren about his mistake in the match against West Ham. Although, truth be told, the second sentence accurately describes his entire Liverpool career.

„If your wife wants to leave you, you can't stop her“

Sampdoria president Massimo Ferrero compared Roberto Soriano to a wife.